Stains are pesky little things that ruin our favorite clothes forever. Or they use to. Below is a chart that I use on how to treat every stain that comes my way.
|Coffee||Laundry Detergent + Cold Water||Listen to an obscure indie band on your record player|
|Gum||Freezer Bag + Butter Knife||Go play soccer with your bros|
|Orange Juice||Dish Soap + White Vinegar + Cold Water||Treat yourself to a muffin|
|Chocolate||Paper towel + Milk OR
Laundry Detergent + Cold Water
|Watch a Rom-Com (preferably one from the early 2000s) on Netflix|
|Peanut Butter||Dish Soap + Butter Knife + Warm Water||Play “Let it Go” on the piano|
|Grease||Toothbrush + Corn Starch + Stain Remover||Go to a snazzy car show nearby or watch Top Gear in a leather jacket|
|Blood||Cold Water + Laundry Detergent||Text the squad groupchat (bonus points if the name has emojis) a joke and wait for the laugh reactions to roll in|
|Grass||Stain Remover + Toothbrush||Go walk your dog (if you don’t have a dog then “borrow” your neighbor’s dog for this celebration)|
Now go clean up your stains and stop letting your life look like a informercial.